Some years ago, visiting to
a local village school, we got to that point in the session when children ask
questions.
“'Scuse me,” a
girl asked, fourth question in, and gesturing towards me, “But is that, like, a
uniform?”
Her face told me she was both interested and puzzled, In other words, this
was a true question.So I looked
down. I was wearing my usual “kit”: black top, skirt, tights and boots,
brightened by a variety of silver necklaces, bracelets and several ornate rings.
“It’s just
what I usually wear,” I said, gently adding. “Why do you ask?
She looked a
bit embarrassed. “Well, I thought it might be a kind of author uniform –“ she
began, and hesitated.
“We had this
artist lady once, and she looked like that,” another girl interrupted. Nods of
agreement. The teacher, tuned in now, added that the artist had been there for
an art project earlier in the term.
“And then
there was that other writer,” someone added. “When we went to that festival, the famous one“
“Oooh, yes!” murmured
several voices, remembering.
Then I
understood, despite the differences between us two. Although I am tallish,
large and rather ungainly, with quite a lot of hair and the other author is
tiny, slim and neatly proportioned with a stylish short cut, we both wore in
similar “uniforms”.
To those
young eyes, I must have seemed the large ogre version to the petite gothic pixie
So the
consequence was that, for a while, I was a lot more varied in my “visit look,”
especially when a book or two later, I had to stand on a podium alongside the famous writer.
I
chose this anecdote because I’ve been thinking about the matter of children’s
author’s "looks” this week, and in particular the real-life wearing of hats. It’s quite a
tough life, being out there "on show" and I’m almost sure that some hats are
there because they give a kind of additional confidence to the wearer. I've never quite broken through boldly enough for one, myself.
First
in the hat stakes, I think, comes Shirley Hughes, with her imposing dark hat
for everyday visiting and, I believe, a straw hat for sunnier weather.
The significant advantages
of both hats seem to be that they add a little protection and stop that “what do I do
with my hair today?” worry but maybe more usefully, have a brim that can
conceal the artist’s gaze when there’s a chance of time and place for some quiet sketching. Would you disturb a tall lady in a such a hat?
Me, neither.
The
second hat along must be Sir Terry Pratchett’s famous hat. I suspect this hat may
have added a little personal height, way back before geek, geek’s mum and the whole
geek multitude became his fandom. Somehow, as the years passed, that hat seemed
to take on a fictional existence of its own. As Pratchett said himself, in an article from The
Onion (1995) quoted in Pat Rothfuss’s blog, in response to the question
"Why the
big-ass hat?”:
"Ah… That’s the hat I wear.
I don’t know, it… It… That hat, or types like it, I’ve worn for years and
years. Because I bought one, and I liked it. And then people started taking
photographs of me in it, and now, certainly in the UK, it’s almost a case of if I
don’t turn up in my hat people don’t know who I am. So maybe I could just send
this hat to signings. I just like hats. I like Australian book tours, because
Australians are really, I mean that is the big hat country, Australia."
That hat seems to me, now, almost imbued with Pratchett’s
vast and teeming imagination. I find it hard to think of that hat without musing on those Discworld hats full of magic and/or
sky. A hat is usually a bold, stylish look. I’ve admired Korky Paul and Robert Swindells in their hats, strolling sociably around lawns at Federation of Children’s Book Group Conferences – and probably some of you Awfully Big Blog readers have had your own moments of admiration and “must get a hat” pangs.
Of course, the
essence of an “Author Hat” is that it is a constant presence. New hats may be
bought, but each will have an almost identical look. We know the authors don’t go to
bed in their hats, but surely that headpiece must be within easy reach, their
faithful Companion Hat, ready and waiting nearby?
There
are some authors who go in for a fabulous variety of hats, like Sarah MacIntyre,
whose imaginative hats are often admirably themed to her latest publication, but sorry, Sarah, this
post is about those who wear the Same Famous Hat. And if any of you have been
following the media, you’ll know where this post is leading . . .
It
appeared on the head of a much-praised writer who has just won The Costa
Children’s Book Award AND The Costa Book Award for her book THE LIE TREE, the first time since Pullman’s "Dark Materials" that a book for
children has been honoured in this way.
On
behalf of all those who would like to wear a big, bold hat,
but back out at the
last moment, I’d like to say:
Many congratulations,
Frances Hardinge!
And,
as my beloved father-in-law used to say: “I wish you well to wear it!”, both that
Hat and the Award. All
good wishes for the future!
Penny
Dolan


